I’m all hype. I lasted 15 years, all hype. I had 141.5 career sacks, all hype. I was always a starter. I played left end, and that made me get sacks. My coaches kept putting me in the game because they felt it gave us the best chance to win, and that was all hype.
28.01.14
On sale now!

On sale now!

22.12.13
NO!

NO!

15.12.13

Slim’s iPod (Get Stuffed, Turkey. Edition)-2013

³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ[ Tracklist ]ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³
     ³ :                                                                        : ³
     ³    01.Ray J - I Hit it First (Feat. Bobby Brackins)             [04:11]    ³
     ³    02.Eminem - The Monster (Feat. Rihanna)                      [04:10]    ³
     ³    03.Ace Hood - We Outchea (Feat. Lil Wayne)                   [04:20]    ³
     ³    04.Lupe Fiasco - Old School Love (Feat. Ed Sheeran)          [04:34]    ³
     ³    05.John Legend - All of Me                                   [04:30]    ³
     ³    06.Drake - Hold On, We’re Going Home (Feat. Majid Jordan)    [03:48]    ³
     ³    07.Katy Perry - Dark Horse (Feat. Juicy J)                   [03:36]    ³
     ³    08.Avicii - Hey Brother                                      [04:15]    ³
     ³    09.Stefan Biniak - The Read All About it Bootleg             [06:44]    ³
     ³    10.Zedd - Stay the Night (Feat. Hayley Williams of Paramore) [03:37]    ³
     ³    11.Lorde - Royals                                            [03:10]    ³
     ³    12.Imagine Dragons - Demons                                  [04:06]    ³
     ³    13.The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather                       [04:01]    ³
     ³    14.Vampire Weekend - Diane Young                             [02:40]    ³
     ³    15.Capital Cities - Safe and Sound                           [03:13]    ³
     ³    16.Paris Hilton - Good Time (Feat. Lil Wayne)                [03:37]    ³
     ³    17.The Saturdays - What About Us (Feat. Sean Paul)           [03:44]    ³
     ³    18.Mavado - Give it All to Me (Feat. Nicki Minaj)            [03:34]    ³
     ³    19.Wax - Rosana                                              [03:32]    ³
     ³    20.Childish Gambino - 3005                                   [03:56]    ³
     ³    21.Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Same Love (Feat. Mary Lambert)  [05:20]    ³
     ³    22.J. Cole - Born Sinner (Feat. James Fauntleroy)            [03:29]    ³
     ³    23.Flo Rida - Tell Me When You Ready (Feat. Future)          [02:47]    ³
     ³    24.Justin Bieber - Heartbreaker                              [03:58]    ³
     ³    25.Lady Gaga - Applause                                      [03:34]    ³
     ³    26.Ylvis - The Fox (What Does it Say?)                       [03:34]    ³
     ³    27.Pitbull - Timber (Feat. Ke$ha)                            [03:24]    ³
     ³    28.Imagine Dragons - Monster                                 [04:09]    ³
     ³    29.Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball                               [03:41]    ³
     ³    30.Kings of Leon - Wait for Me                               [03:30]    ³
     ³    31.Placebo - Too Many Friends                                [03:35]    ³
     ³    32.Lord Huron - Time to Run                                  [05:24]    ³
     ³    33.Bloc Party - Ratchet                                      [03:18]    ³
     ³    34.Britney Spears - Work Bitch                               [04:08]    ³
     ³    35.Katy Perry - Walking on Air                               [03:43]    ³
     ³    36.Chris Brown - Love More (Feat. Nicki Minaj)               [03:10]    ³
     ³    37.Nelly - Heaven (Feat. Daley)                              [03:23]    ³
     ³    38.T-Pain - Up Down (Do this All Day)(Feat. B.O.B)           [03:52]    ³
     ³    39.Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - White Walls                     [03:40]    ³
     ³       (Feat. Schoolboy Q & Hollis)                                         ³
     ³    40.Eminem - So Far                                           [05:18]    ³
     ³    41.Kid Cudi - Up Up and Away                                 [03:47]    ³
     ³    42.Justin Timberlake - TKO                                   [07:04]    ³
     ³    43.Regina Spektor - You’ve Got Time                          [03:18]    ³
     ³    44.John Mayer - Wildfire                                     [07:05]    ³
     ³    45.The Killers - Shot at the Night                           [04:01]    ³
     ³    46.The Civil Wars - The One that Got Away                    [03:33]    ³
     ³    47.Half Moon Run - Call Me in the Afternoon                  [03:04]    ³
     ³    48.Smallpools - Mason Jar                                    [03:54]    ³
     ³    49.Vampire Weekend - Ya Hey                                  [05:13]    ³
     ³    50.Katy Perry - Unconditionally                              [03:49]    ³
     ³    51.Tyga - Wait for A Minute (Feat. Justin Bieber)            [03:27]    ³
     ³    52.The Weeknd - Belong to the World                          [07:48]    ³
     ³    53.John Legend - The Beginning…                            [03:25]    ³
     ³    54.August Alsina - I Luv this Shit (Remix)                   [04:32]    ³
     ³       (Feat. Chris Brown & Trey Songz)                                     ³
     ³    55.Miguel - How Many Drinks? (Remix)(Feat. Kendrick Lamar)   [03:53]    ³
     ³    56.Jason Derulo - The Other Side                             [03:47]    ³
     ³    57.Danny Brown - Side A (Old)                                [02:23]    ³
     ³    58.Eminem - Rhyme or Reason                                  [05:02]    ³
11.11.13
Perfect,

Perfect,

06.10.13
……….

This is news worthy of two front page links?

……….

This is news worthy of two front page links?

31.08.13
I got 99 problems and my tight end’s one…

via

I got 99 problems and my tight end’s one…

via

18.06.13
Brothers? Or is it the heat melting my brain?

(via)

Brothers? Or is it the heat melting my brain?

(via)

02.06.13
Beware, women of St. Louis…

Beware, women of St. Louis…

25.04.13

This Is Why I’m Not In Show Biz

I went over to Uproxx last week to add my two cents about the Archer episode and made a seemingly innocuous statement about guest star Kristen Schaal. When I returned from work to check how the Q&A went I noticed that my comment was mentioned by someone towards the top of the thread. Now, I made my comment long before executive producer Matt Thompson was scheduled to be there, so I figured it would be unnoticed and buried at the bottom of the page where nobody can see it. Of course I was wrong…

Eh well, I stand by what I said. I’m not a fan. And I guess that’s why I’m not in the entertainment business.

08.04.13